no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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