She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
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Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
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Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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