she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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