Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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