He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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