why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Randomize
