Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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