So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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