I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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