What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
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Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
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No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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