sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
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I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
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Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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