Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
