Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I'm having to shit out rocks
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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