Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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