That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
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It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
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like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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