do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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