Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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