Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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