just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I think I just shit out all my problems.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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