i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
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We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
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She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
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