Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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