what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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