We won't sleep together?
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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