the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
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All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
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If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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