So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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