i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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