every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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