yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
He passed out mid-signature
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
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MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
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I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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