I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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