Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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