Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
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Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
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I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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