just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.