idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
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A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
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Use "feeling words"
Yay
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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