My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
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Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
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I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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