it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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