So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
