you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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