When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
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Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
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Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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