Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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