You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
id be glad to
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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