I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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