Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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