This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
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Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
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I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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