just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
My vagina is officially offended.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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