It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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