Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
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We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
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Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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