We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
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I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
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Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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