this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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