i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
he shaved USA in his pubs
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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