i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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