1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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