I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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