i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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