just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
i think im in europe. pls send help
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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