dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
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I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
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it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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