Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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