she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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