I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Well I just put wine in my tea
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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