You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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