Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
